90210: The Rat Pack
Mar 10, 2010 03:56 PM
The whole gang returns to the Bev Niner after a three-month winter break, and let's just say home sweet home is not all its cracked up to be. Naomi has gained one helluva tan yet lost any semblance of chemistry with Liam. They go on an ultra-romantic beach date to rekindle things now that Jen's out of the picture. Unfortunately, they realize that Jen wasn't their only stumbling block to happily ever after. They have absolutely nothing to say to each other. Luckily there are no crickets on the beach to punctuate this point. Naomi graciously (or Mean Girl-ishly, depending on how you look at it) tries to mend fences with Ivy, but I can tell you that Billabong-bedecked bitch is up to no good and will creep up in Liam's pants like a bad saltwater rash the minute Naomi turns her back. The opportunity doesn't arise just yet, though, as Naomi decides to take matters into her own hands, complete with a sexy flasher trench coat and a boathouse rendezvous. Fifteen minutes later, they're still at a loss for conversation.For her part, Silver has gained some perspective on the whole Teddy-Dixon love triangle but loses all dignity when she admits she wants to give it a go with Dixon. Silver isn't privy to it, but Teddy is still hurt from seeing Dixon kiss her at Winter Wonderland. He confronts Dixon about it, only to have Dixon lie that he and Silver are discreetly getting back together. Teddy lashes out by stepping up his Playboy Prick act, leaving Silver hurt and confused. Dixon capitalizes on this vulnerability and asks Silver to give their relationship another go.Jasper gains strength in the misery of others. He blackmails Annie into dating him still by threatening to report her murderous past to authorities. The good times include throwing rocks into the ocean and some run-of-the-mill peeping and molestation. And then there's Navid. Poor, stupid Navid. He hatches a plot to take Jasper down once and for all by planting some cocaine in his locker then tipping off the administration. Jasper didn't get to the top of the West Bev drug chain for nothing, though, and he pulls a reverse plant on Navid, ricocheting our witless informant into the hands of the authorities.In also-rans, AAdrianna struggles with sober living but finds solace in Samantha Ronson wannabe Gia (Rumer Willis). And Debbie makes peace with that hooch Kelly, and even offers to set her up with a sexy yoga teacher. But lo! Debbie proves a bit hypocritical by knowingly allowing the yoga stud to harbor an arm-stroking, smoldering-sex-eyes crush on her. Who's the hooch now, Deb?