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How I Met Your Mother: We're Just Dumb Sluts From The BlockMar 10, 2010 04:16 PM
The episode starts and ends with Barney being interviewed by the police, right after they pull him from Hudson River. We're led to believe he threw himself in over some dame. A dame who dares to say no. That dame's name? Jennifer Lopez. Well, actually, her character's name is Anita Appleby, but here she's still Jenny from the block. J.Lo's Anita is the author of a series of Rules-type books, such as Of Course You're Still Single: Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut. By saying no to a guy or a jerk (there's no difference, don't you get that, you dumb slut) one turns him into "a submissive, sniveling puddle of a man." SEXAY, right? Of Course.
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